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Friday, 26 May 2006

  • The Day the Muse Died.

    I have had an entire lack of creativity for the last several weeks.  A wit famine has fallen on the landscape of my brain.  Once fertile soil now burns cracked and dry and cleverness can only lay on the filthy floor with swollen tongue and desperately rasp, "That's just the way it goes."

    On the other pole, my manual labor ratio has gone drastically up.  Picking peaches and dewberries, ripened in the Texas sun, working on my car, preparing it for the long trip ahead, and tearing down my loft with my bare hands, complete with shirtless heavy lifting.

    The only explanation I can come up with is that such manual labor is typically pretty therapeutic for me.  As such, I don't really have any pressing concerns bogging down my mind.  Thus, I find that the outlet of xangaliciously vomitting into the world wide web is momentarily unnecessary.  Funny, how I'm only clever when I'm on the verge of insanity.

    Or maybe the famine has to do with the recent mass consumption of late night television and oreos.  Maybe my brain has turned into trans-fat soaked white cream.

    On a side note, the computer told me I would die alone in my underpants.  I never trusted that wretched machine.

Thursday, 04 May 2006

  • "It's so wonderful to finally meet you, Mr. Moses..."

    There's a mindset that seems to pervade our generation of churchgoers that I would like to address.  I don't think it's entirely a fallacy, I simply think we may have put a tad too much emphasis on it. It just bothers me when I hear this:

    Person 1: "I think it'll be sweet when I get to meet <insert non-Jesus biblical hero here> in Heaven."
    Person 2: "You'll get to meet Jesus...you won't care about anyone else there."

    I think that this is garbage.  I mean, sure, Jesus will definitely be, by necessity, by definition, infinitely more glorious than anything we can ever imagine.  We will be dazzled with His love and He will be the sole reason that any of us will be there at all.  Yet I don't, for a second, think that it won't matter to us who is and isn't there.

    Allow me to insert a disclaimer here, before I go on:  I have never been to Heaven before, so I am merely making an educated theory about it based on Holy Scriptures, i.e. what I am saying is not canon.  That being said, let's move on.

    I submit that our relationships with other believers will be incredibly important to us in heaven.  First of all, consider the fact that the Garden of Eden before the fall was how God intended things to be.  No part of creation had been perverted by sin yet.  So, basically things were set up the way that God had intended, because He is the one who set it up and nothing was tainted by rebellion against Him yet.  Now, during this time God looked at Adam and said, "It is not good for the man to be alone" (Genesis 2:18).  God, who had called every part of His creation good up until then, now says that it is not good that man is alone, even though He was with Adam, and, more than likely, would have walked with Adam in the cool of the evening even if Eve wasn't there.  It was a good thing to God that He should create more creatures like Adam.  So he made Eve.  Thus, clearly God intended us to be social creatures.  He wants us to cultivate relationships with other humans.

    And from there on out there are several examples of the idea of unity, oneness.  Adam and Eve became one flesh; "what God has joined together, let man not separate" (Matthew 19:6).  God blessed the people of Israel as one, and He cursed the people of Israel as one.  In the New Testament, the believers in Christ are described as members of one body, of which He is the head (Romans 12:3-8).  In fact, this particular analogy makes the point that each member belongs to all the others.  Never in history does God give us reason to think that anyone's relationship with Him is singular.  We are in this together!  This recurring theme of unity tells me that God places a special emphasis on our loving dependence on and symbiotic correlation with each other.  This is a much deeper and more intimate idea than cultivating relationships with each other; we belong to each other.

    Finally, I come to my crowning argument.  Jesus told us not to store up treasures here on earth, but to store up treasures in heaven (Matthew 6:19-21).  Essentially, He doesn't want us to waste time building up things that won't last (this does not mean you can slack in life...read Heaven is a Place on Earth for further understanding on that issue).  However, Jesus also tells us that the second greatest command (second only to loving God himself) is to love our neighbors as ourself (Matthew 22:34-40).  If this is the second greatest command, one of only two that all the other commands hang on, then Jesus is telling us to invest a great deal of ourselves in showing love to each other.  Now we come to the crux of the issue:  if Jesus told us not to invest too much in things that won't last, and if He also told us to invest our very lives in relationships with other humans, then why would we ever think that the only ones we'll care about in Heaven are ourselves and Jesus?  Clearly, if Jesus wants us to invest in our neighbors, then it stands to reason that those relationships will be important to us even in the unshakable kingdom of Heaven!

    Why do I bother to make this argument?  To open your eyes to the wonderful blessing of brotherhood that God has given us!  To exhort you, if you are not already a member of a local church body, to become an active member of the brotherhood of believers.  To increase our love for each other, so that the world may see our unity and know that Jesus was sent by the God of Heaven and that He loves them (John 17:23).

    So, please, cease thinking of the church only as a place you sing songs and listen to a guy talk.  Serve your fellow members, for we belong to each other!  This week when you join a group of brothers and sisters in singing praise to Jesus, still your voice for a moment so that you may hear the church as a body sing her aromatic songs to her Lover.  I dare you to fall in love with the spirits singing around you...it's the same Spirit that our Father has given you!

Monday, 01 May 2006

  • Farewell to my exes in Texas.

    I went to a wedding yesterday.  It was a Pine Cove wedding.

    I saw many people that I had not seen in a long time.  I got to catch up with old friends, dance with a beautiful girl, and eat cheese cubes to my heart's content, all while occasionally making a baby smile.  Yet, as I drove away, I couldn't help but feel that familiar pang of melancholy's embrace.  It's something that has happened to me almost every time that I've gotten around Pine Cove people in the last couple of years.  I used to feel so bad for feeling that way every time...Pine Cove is so wonderful.  So unbelievably beautiful.  I think I've figured it out, though.

    Pine Cove is, to me, like an ex-girlfriend.

    I wish her well.  I'm glad to hear that she's doing so well.  Yet it pains me so to see how she's moved on.  I see how happy she is with her new lovers; I see how they have sweet little secrets, and I think of how I used to know them.  I understand fully that there is nothing more between us (and have no intentions of going back to her), but still I am haunted by the good memories.  Thinking of Pine Cove in this way, makes me feel a bit better.  Of course it's only natural that things are a little awkward when I see my ex.  It doesn't mean that I'm socially deficient just because I can't act the same as I used to around Pine Cove folks.

    I have a new girlfriend, anyways:  my precious love, Gull Lake Ministries!  I cherish every moment with her; my heart deeply pines as we are absent from each other.  The initial worth I saw in her was innate and was not born of any good thing she had done for me.  I seek to refine her with my love and I can only hope that I will someday love her as Jesus loves her.  Some have told me that I will become disillusioned and bored with her.  God forbid that it should ever be so!  I pray that I will continually seek out how I may love her more deeply.  God grant me strength of heart to embrace her with your love!

    And so, I thank you, Pine Cove, for the lessons you taught me and for the memories you shared with me.  I bless the days we spent together, and if we had to do it over again, I would scorn the painful times, for I know that I am now a better lover for having known you.

    I'll never forget you.

Sunday, 23 April 2006

  • What do robotic Dutch children have to do with my facial hair?

    I just passed a very special anniversary a couple of weeks ago.  Many of you know of how I came to my current life a little over a year ago.  I admit it openly now...at my lowest point I was completely unable to properly use the term "f'shizzle m'nizzle", I didn't mind the taste of mayonnaise, and I had yet to discover the joys of orange soda.  I tried to clap to music, but I would inevitably stray from the beat.  I looked like a complete moron driving my creme-colored Lincoln Towncar.

    My name is Chuck Stone...and I used to be white.

    I guess I should specify that I used to be only white.  That is until one fateful day last April when a dark stranger inducted me into the black community.  I still retain much of my white-icity, but now I have had a black-itude introduced into the very fibers of my being.  My life has not been the same since this transition.

    You may be wondering why I'm bringing this up now.  The reason is that just a week ago, shortly after my blackiversary, a random Indian stranger essentially inducted me into the Indian community.  Here's how it went down:

    I recently had shaved my amazing beard and left huge (what I thought were Scottish-style) mutton chops.  On the night of my destiny I was sitting in the student computing center around 3 in the morning and the stranger came up and informed me of his opinion on the glory of my chops.  He then took a picture of me and told me that I was very Indian for cultivating such facial hair.  I took this as an invitation into the South Asian culture.  What do you say, Goo-Unit?  Am I in?  This could completely change the demograph of our rap duo (keeping, of course, the "hot babes" demograph constant).  It would appear that April is a big month for me and the various ethnic groups around the world.  So, I've decided to declare the last week of April "The Festival of Chuck Unified".  Your duty this year is to eat some barbecue brisket with curry before the week is out.  I wonder what I'll add to my repertoire next year.  Japanese?  Honduran?  Cannibal?

    I don't quite understand, though, why I have been chosen to bear a motley of the banners of the world as my cape.  I guess I don't need to understand it.  I must simply accept it, as these various cultures have accepted me.  How does this affect you as the reader, you ask?  Well, I guess next time we see each other and when we embrace, you will essentially be hugging every one of the robot children from the Disney ride "It's a Small World After All".  So I hope those things didn't freak you out.  But don't be surprised if the next time you see me I know how to dance in wooden clogs, or cook with maize, or have the song "Baby Got Back" stuck in my head.  Happy Chuck Unity Week to all!  God bless us everyone!!

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